User Agreement

OK, theres a whole wad of legal jargon that follows below. We paid a lawyer to write it up for us. (Sigh) Lawyers are better at writing bad code than programmers are! Sheesh! So here's what it says:

  1. You can use our site, but you can't make copies of anything on our site, including -- well -- anything on our site. Remember, I have a phaser. So no copying. Kapish?
  2. Ya gotta register with the site. And you can't hand your username and password to someone else to use. Like, you can't post your username and password on twitter. You can't hand it to everyone in the office. You get the picture?
  3. Don't lie on your registration.
  4. You have to be old enough, and competent enough to make these agreements. (Just think of the logical inconsistency of putting this in a contract!)
  5. We aren't responsible for your lies.
  6. You can only use the site for lawful purposes.
  7. You aren't allowed to hack into the site.
  8. We won't refund any of your money if you break any of these rules. Not that we'd be interested in refunding your money in any case.
  9. If you watch our shows on your cell phone, you have to pay the connection and data fees. Oh, and we just might learn something about you, like your GPS location or something. (Nah, we don't do that. Why would we care?)
  10. Use this site at your own risk. (Wise!) We could have viruses. We could have trojan horses. We could have toe-jam football and Whoras Gumbold! We're not responsible for any bad thing that happens to you while you are watching our shows. Like if you lose your job for watching vids at work; you can't sue us for loss of income. Life sucks. But there is it.
  11. We can change things on the site anytime we want, and there ain't nuttin' you can do about it.
  12. We aren't responsible for what might happen to you if you click a link that happens to be somewhere on our site.

OK, that's pretty much it. You can read that Lawyers code if you like now.


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